Author(s): Dc Green
"Yo, creepy two-leggers. Im Bruce, the giant spider- killing machine and comedian for hire. Hear my words and vibrate with terror. Dragons are doomed! Magic di o!! The City of Monsters is CARKING!!! But all aint lost. My Dead Gang buds can save the worlds vibrating butt. That is, if we can survive: a brainwashed grommet king! a webbing SNAKE GOD! and MY SCARY-ASS MAMA and CANNIBAL BRIDE!!!"